Here's a New Englander's Temperature Conversion Chart which relates temperatures in Fahrenheit to various human behaviors:

60° above: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in New England plant gardens.

50° above: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in New England sunbathe.

40° above: Italian & English cars won't start. People in New England drive with the windows down.

32° above: Distilled water freezes. Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.

20° above: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.

15° above: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0° degrees: People in Miami all die ... New Englanders close the windows.

10° below: Californians flee to Mexico. People in New England get out their winter coats.

25° below: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.

40° below: Washington, DC runs out of hot air. People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.

100° below: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start the "kah."

460° below: ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale). People in New England start saying ... "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500° below: Hell freezes over.  New England Patriots actually do win the Super Bowl - 20 to 17 - on a 48 foot field goal by Adam Vinatieri and the Red Sox win the World Series.