(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that was a Braille nametag.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

My name isn't Elmo but you can tickle me any time you want to.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.