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 Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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 Man who run in front of car get tired.
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 Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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 Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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 Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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 Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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 Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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 Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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 Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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 Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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 Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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 War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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 Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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 Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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 It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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 Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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 Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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 Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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 Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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 Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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 Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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