Driving to town this morning on the interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a man in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with his face up to his rear view mirror shaving with an electric shaver! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back he was halfway over in my lane, still working on his face with the shaver!! It scared me so bad I dropped my eyelash curler, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cellphone away from my other ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!

THOSE DAMN MALE DRIVERS!!!