Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?

Why do they call it "getting your dog 'fixed'" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Why are they called "stairs" inside but "steps" outside?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?"

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

If Wilie Coyote had enough money for all the Acme products, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Did Adam and Eve have navels?

Do one-legged ducks swim in circles?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

And who opened that first oyster and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't 'this' look yummy!"
Thursday, January 22, 2004 - 2:41:14 PM