Pick-Up Lines Used by God

                          March 13, 2002

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              [   Copyright 2002 by Chris White    ]

     WARNING: If you are among those who believe that God has
      no sense of humor, you might want to stop reading here.

-- You don't know me, but you've been shouting my name
    for years.

-- If I remember correctly, when I made you, I broke the mold.

-- [*Psssst!  Are you there, Margaret?  It's me, God.  I'm in
    your brain.  See the guy to your left -- the one with the
    long beard?  I command you to sleep with him.*]

-- As a matter of fact, I *am* my gift to women!

-- I need your help with a philosophical question: Can I make
    someone so bootylicious that even I can't please them?

-- Uh, oh!  Looks like someone's been eating from the Tree of
     Huge Knockers.