I recently entered my favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at my regular table, I noticed a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table. I called a waiter over and asked for the best bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is mine. The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the woman, saying this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine and sends a note over to me.

Her note reads: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and seven inches in your pants."

I, after reading her note, chuckled, and sent a note of my own back to her.

My note reads: "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarossa, a BMW 850 and a Mercedes 600 SL in my garage. I have twenty-five million dollars in the bank. But not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK!"