THE 21 THINNEST BOOKS for 2003 (2ND EDITION)

21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda
20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno
19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver
18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton
16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden
15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates
14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman
13. MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10. DETROIT: a Travel Guide
09. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by DR. J. Kevorkian
08. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
07. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN (tied with EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT THEMSELVES)
06. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes
05. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
04. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA
03. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
02. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ...

01. MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton (with an introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson)