Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.   A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!



See also ... http://www.primepuzzle.com/leeslightest/clintonpartingshots.html

http://www.primepuzzle.com/leesnewest/emblem.htm