Like me, you've probably heard all these jokes before, but they still manage to put a smile on my face. I hope they work for you, too.
CLP

Why We Love Children

Ever wonder why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

See also: http://www.primepuzzle.com/leeslightest/why-we-love-children.html

http://www.primepuzzle.com/leesnewest/why-we-love-children-g.html