Tobee Rewellz! 

hi! mye nayme iz Tobee. Ize am a kitteh. Ize am faw munths owld. Ize 
beelong tah Amee. Ize cannut spel vewy wel. Sorree. Ize lyke tah 
plahay wid mye katnip mouzie. Id iz red. katnip iz vewy gud. Ize 
lyke tah plahay wid wada alzo. Ize lyke tah plahay in mye wada 
dishe. Ize lyke tah plahay in da tub aftah Amee takes a showah. Ize 
tayk mye mouzie in da tub wid mee. Ize alzo lyke tah plahay in da 
toylet. Yestahday Ize put mye mouzie in da toylet and couldn't 
getz id owd! Amee gotz mye mouzie owd, butz nuhow Ize don't kno wheah 
id iz. Amee sayd dat zhe wiyill getz mee a rubba duckee. Wat iz 
a rubba duckee? Amee sayz dat Ize must be a doggee, what's a 
doggee? o no, amee iz coming, gotta goe! buye! 

o boy o boy o boy! Ize gotz u yntarezded! Pluz, I'm 
getting dired ov "hayend dranzlading" into Tobee. I've vizided 
http://icanhascheezburger.com befoah butz had 4god id 
talked in Tobee. Hey, maybee wee cayne crozz lynk wid dem! 

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