Ize gezz reighn iz gud butz Ize zur wish wee had mowa sunshine in da forecast. Maybee DeeDee's sources r ztill uzin Indians hoo r builing stronger teepees cuz dey r being toled there's a lot ov reighn awn da way. Scroll down tah da bottom tah getz Heller's perspective awn today's circular logic.
Id wuz Octobah and da Indians awn a remote reservation axed their nu
Chief if da coming wintah wuz gowin tah be cold or mild. Zins he wuz a
Chief in a modern society he had nevah bin taught da owld secrets. Whin
he lookeed at da sky he couldn't teyell wat da wintah wuz gowin tah be
lyke. Nevertheless, tah be awn da safe syde he toled hiz tribe dat da
wintah wuz indeed gowin tah be cold and dat da members ov da village
shud collect firewood tah be prepared.
Butz being a practical leedah, aftah several dayz he gotz an idea. He
went tah da phone booth, cawld da Nayshunal Wedder Survysis and axed,
"Iz da coming wintah gowin tah be cold?" "Id luks lyke dais wintah iz
gowin tah be quide cold" da meteorologist at da wedder survysis
responded. Zo da Chief went back tah hiz peeple and toled dem tah
collect evun mowa firewood in order tah be prepared.
A week lader he cawld da Nayshunal Wedder Survysis agin. "Duz id ztill
luk lyke id iz gowin tah be a vewy cold wintah?" "Yes," da man at
Nayshunal Wedder Survysis agin replied, "itz gowin tah be a vewy cold
wintah." Da Chief agin went back tah hiz peeple and ordered dem tah
collect eweree scrap ov firewood dey kud find.
2 weeks lader da Chief cawld da Nayshunal Wedder Survysis agin. "R u
absolutely zur dat da wintah iz gowin tah be vewy cold?" "Absolutely," da
man replied. "Itz luking mowa and mowa lyke id iz gowin tah be wun ov
da coldest winters ever."
"Ow cayne u be zo zur?" da Chief axed.
Da weatherman replied, "Da Indians r collecting firewood lyke crazy."
